Why not beer bonging? Or, better, maybe some crack smoking!
I mean, what is it that they’re advertising, really?
I love my beer probably more than most, and probably more than what is good for me, but, keg stands? Hey, no problem!!! Get drunk enough and do a header onto the keg and break your jaw!!! If you’re lucky, you can reach your $15,000 deductible in one hospital visit!!!
Nothing says go get some Zerocare than a few sexuality confused idjits doing keg stands! Ohh!!! Looky!!! Brosurance!!! Metrosexuals from all across the country will flock to the broken website!!!!